Ill Mannered Purp
29.81% Total Cannabinoids
Traditional and Regulated
Limburger, Skunky Roadkill, Peanut Skin, Butyric Acid.
Wide, squishy buds. Reminds me of many previous gelatos. Some stickyness inside, nice cure and okay trim. Overall, plain but pleasant.
Smoke: Elmer’s Kraft Glue, Holitosis, Tart Kerosene finish.
Vapor: Sour Gassy Dough, Basil, touch of Mint lingers.
Medium Strength – Heavy limbs with light muscle relief, intense head pressure focused on the temples. Some couch lock type symptoms.
You ever been hit in the face with a sledgehammer of loud, rotten terps so hard that it knocks you back a bit? In hindsight, I should have been sitting down when opening this pack up. It could use an extra warning label. Jesus, it smells like something died inside, compounded by a sour, yet nutty gas edge to it that reminds me, “It’s just weed, man.” But seriously, these aromas are screaming outta the bag and I can’t wait to dig in.
Nugs are fresh, humidity is on point, and breaks down with ease. While I’m not attracted to the look of this flower, the terps more than make up for any shortcomings in the aesthetic department.
Smoke burns quite nicely, and goes down way smoother than expected. The flavor arises on the exhale – I got notes of funky morning breath with a mealy, poolwater taste that brings me bad to my preschool days of eating Elmer’s Kraft Glue and paper mache paint. [Side Note: This does explain a lot, doesn’t it? I have stuck too many things in my mouth that shouldn’t have been there… for science.] On the finish, a slightly fruity, tart note comes around to finish the job.
Vapor is a bit more subdued, but enjoyable. Effects are nothing to sneer at here, as I would expect this to hit the heaviest of smokers with some relief. This will blast a rookie smoker to bed with no effort.
Overall, I quite enjoyed this pack from the Gas Gang, @DeltaBoyz_ and I’d be inclined to look for their flower in the future – Solid score on #thefirescale 🔥⚖🔥
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